Wait, it's not just $149, but $12.90 in shipping and handling. And, well, it's not even accurate. I mean, from 1996 to 1998, I was clerking for federal judges, and while that's a different kind of public service, it definitely wasn't as a member of the Bar. And from late-1998 to mid-2002, I guess I was serving the community, if you define "community" as super-powerful corporations and elite wealthy individuals. And from mid-2002 on, I've been teaching and haven't practiced at all. . . .
Heck, I haven't even bothered to display my law school diploma, and I have much warmer feelings toward Cal than I do toward law practice. . . .