Via Profs. Althouse and Bainbridge, there's this test that vaguely reminds me of "My Mother, The Car." (Not that I've ever seen that show; it aired before I was born, and I don't think it was syndicated in reruns, at least not when I was a TV-watching youth.) What kind of sports car would I be if I were one? According to this:
I'm a Mazda RX-8!
You're sporty, yet practical, and you have a style of your own. You like to have fun, and you like to bring friends along for the ride, but when it comes time for everyday chores, you're willing to do your part.
Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz.
Well, that's probably not too far off, I suppose. As fancy sports cars go, I've been kind of partial to another Japanese model, the Acura NSX.