Via Tomfoolery comes this dumb quiz:
You are Maureen Dowd! You like to give people silly
nicknames and write in really short, non
sequitur paragraphs. You're the most playful of
the columnists and a rock-ribbed liberal, but
are often accused of being too flamboyant and
frivolous. You tend to focus on style over
substance, personality over politics. But your
heart is in the right place. Plus, you are a
Which New York Times Op-Ed Columnist Are You?
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I really have no idea how this came about. I am so ashamed.
UPDATE: A reader suggests that I be proud of my result and embrace my "inner Maureen." I'm not sure how embracing my inner