Via Stop the Bleating! is the grammar quiz. My score:

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!
If your mission in life is not already to
preserve the English tongue, it should be.
Congratulations and thank you!
How grammatically sound are you?
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Well, it would have been embarrassing not to have scored such. . . .
Yes, it would have been embarrassing. I was actually just a tad nervous when I submitted my answers for grading!
Posted by: Matt Rustler | April 04, 2004 at 09:45 AM
Were you also frustrated that the quiz did not give you actual test results (and the "correct" answers)?
Posted by: Craig | April 05, 2004 at 10:02 AM
I, too, scored as a god--but since I make my living as a writer and editor, I would hope so. And yes, I would like to have see the correct answers.
Posted by: tom | April 05, 2004 at 12:56 PM
Excuuuuuuse me, a grammar Goddess am I. I am wont to use so many polysyllabic words that my tongue may turn black and fall off. (You wish). My motto: eschew obfuscation.
I work with people whose educational level may be 12th grade on paper, but is more like 6th grade in actuality. When I meet someone with whom I can play word games, I become giddy and have to sit down till it passes.
OK, I'm all right now. Thanks for the bench time.
Posted by: Sarah | April 05, 2004 at 05:49 PM
The site crashed trying to compute my terribly low score. I'm still trying to get that 'i before e' thing down. Oh wait! that's spelling... Damn!
I sentence myself to a hundred "On Language(s)" for my poor understanding of english. Cut me some slack though, it is a second language for me. I spoke 'baby' for a long time, and those habits are hard to break...
Posted by: Jeff Findel | April 06, 2004 at 04:26 PM